Equipment Request Form g389a21-43j
                                                           
By order of The Computer, the bearer of this form is to be issued the
equipment listed below, to be picked up at any PLC depot. The bearer takes
full responsibility for all the equipment and will take care that everything
is returned in good order.

Bearer's signature: ________________________
Authorization sign: the computer is your friend
Equipment list:
  first aid kit, 1; laser pistols, 38; laser rifles, 219; wonderful water
  melon waffles, 18; laser battery units, red, 3; backpack, 8; ***REMOVED
  FOR SECURITY REASONS***, 5; small mirror, 10; shotgun shells, 27; therm
  al gloves, right-hand, 12; advanced plasma accelerator cannon, 1; denta
  l floss, meter, 181; cans of ***CLASSIFIED*** spray, 2; smiley pills, p
  acket of 6, box of 3, 5; radiation goggles, 2; slide rules, 20; shotgun
  , 4; bouncy bubble beverage, liter, 291; sonic grenades, 10; water bott
  le, gallon, 12; communicator, 5; thermal gloves, left-hand, 2; water cl
  ock, 1; neurocharge pills, 792; ***END OF LIST***; gold bars, 4; cylind



Mission Report Form n38n38n38.7

  Name: _____________________________   Mission #: _______________________
  Regular Job: ___________ _____________        Mission Duty: _________________

  Why were you (not) chosen for Leader? _______________________________________
  Why did the mission (not) succeed? _________________________________________
  Why was the mission (not) what you expected? _____________   ________________
  What did you think of the equipment?  ___
  Why is The Computer (not) your friend? _____________________________________

  Answer and explain: Of your fellow team members,
  Who do you trust most: __________________________________________
  Who is most likely to be a traitor: ________________________________________
  Who did most towards the goal of the mission: ___________________________
  What should this person deserve as a reward (check one):
   [] promotion             [] $___ in cash            [] three-day holiday
   [] extra food rations    [] brain tissue testing    [] summary execution



Bouncy Bubble Beverage Marketing Form q2839034859043

  Crate serial number: __________________________
  Taste(check one):  [] classic    [] light   [] strawberry   [] banana
                     [] gasoline   [] diet    [] other
  Rating(check one): [] excellent  [] great   [] incredible   [] terrific
                     [] yellow     [] outrageous

  How did you feel before drinking a can? _____________________________
  How did you feel after drinking a can?    ____________________________
  How did you feel three hours later?         _____________________________
  Who is your Friend?                                   _____________________

By order of The Computer, no part of this form may be reproduced in any way,
including photoing, copying, photocopying, written text, spoken text,
cameras, from memory, xanthograph, and mutant duplication powers.
Reproduction of this form is treason.




Mission archive form hjjksh5478493mvcxmh438902

--- Kingh-R-TUR-3 ------------------------------------------------------------ 
Thought of as a mutant four times, and a secret society member twice
Mistook someone for an IntSec plant
Mistook someone for a mutant
Killed by a self-destructing scrubot
Killed for falsely accusing a superior of treason
Noteworthy actions:
 ++ Completed secret society mission
 ++ Nominated for promotion by fellow troubleshooter
  + Put in an appropriate leadership position
  + Recognizes The Computer as his friend
  + Returned alive with mission report
--- Considered a possible traitor by three fellow troubleshooter
  - Briefing bootlick penalty
  - Failed to fill out Bouncy Bubble Beverage form q2839034859043 properly
  - Responsible for not testing R&D equipment
Competence level: Fair (+1)
Future treatment: Credit bonus; three-day holiday

--- Refridg-ATR-2 ------------------------------------------------------------
Thought of as a mutant twice
Falsely thought of as IntSec plant
Killed by Tois who tried to destroy the docbot he was on
Noteworthy actions:
  + Trusted by fellow troubleshooter
  + Returned alive with mission report
  - Did not complete secret society mission
  - Didn't recognize The Computer as his friend
  - Failed to fill out Mission Report Form n38n38n38.7 properly
  - Failed to find and terminate any IntSec agents
  - Seems to be dissatisfied with mission The Computer sent him on
Competence level: Poor (-3)
Future treatment: Removed from Psion; additional kitchen duties

--- Swarzneg-R-RRR-4 ---------------------------------------------------------
Thought of as a mutant four times and secret society member twice
Falsely thought of as IntSec plant
Killed by a scrubot in a garbage heap
Killed by activating the car's driver ejection system while in a tunnel
Killed by a Death Leopard raid while overdosing on neurocharge
Noteworthy actions:
  + Briefing bootlick bonus
  + Observant citizen, doesn't trust people at first sight
  + Recognizes The Computer as his friend
  + Trusted by fellow troubleshooter
 -- Directly opposed secret society mission
 -- Nominated for brain tissue testing twice
  - Considered a possible traitor by fellow troubleshooter
  - Failed to fill out Mission Report Form n38n38n38.7 properly
Competence level: Poor (-2)
Future treatment: Removed from Armed Forces; additional kitchen duties

--- Tois-R-USS-2 -------------------------------------------------------------
Thought of as a mutant and a secret society member both once
Falsely thought of as having a mutant power that enhances tactile senses
Correctly named Willsca an IntSec plant
Killed by Swarzneg-R-RRR-4's clone delivery unit
Noteworthy actions:
  + Recognizes The Computer as his friend
  + Returned alive with mission report
  + Upheld internal security by terminating traitor troubleshooters
  - Did not complete secret society mission
  - Filled in wrong job on Mission Report Form n38n38n38.7
  - Responsible for loss of PLC equipment
Competence level: Average (0)
Future treatment: Troubleshooter in good standing

--- Willsca-R-LET-3 ----------------------------------------------------------
Thought of as a mutant once
Mistook someone for an IntSec plant
Found out as an IntSec plant
Killed by a neurocharge overdose during a Death Leopard raid
Noteworthy actions:
  + Trusted by a fellow troubleshooter
  - Appears to be in a secret society, by what he says on form n38n38n38.7
  - Didn't recognize The Computer as his friend
  - Did not complete secret society mission
  - Failed to locate any traitor troubleshooters
  - Filled in wrong name and job on Mission Report Form n38n38n38.7
Competence level: Awful (-5)
Future treatment: Demoted to Infrared security level; removed from Internal
  Security and the Church of the Computer; one month of heavy cleaning duties

--- Doc-R-DDR-6 --------------------------------------------------------------
Killed by Lowdown-R-ATT-1's explosive suicide
Killed by displaying treasonous knowledge in activating the ruby slippers
Killed by the trash reduction slicer
Killed by Botman and Adeh-R-REH-6
Killed by extreme poisoning from the cargo they were supposed to transport
Noteworthy actions:
 ++ Trusted by two fellow troubleshooters
  + Observant citizen, doesn't trust people at first sight
  + Eliminating all non-satisfactory troubleshooters
  - Did not complete secret society mission
  - Didn't recognize The Computer as his friend
  - Failed to fill out Mission Report Form n38n38n38.7 properly
Competence level: Fair (+1)
Future treatment: Credit bonus; three-day holiday

--- Flip-R-BLY-X -------------------------------------------------------------
Killed by Lowdown-R-ATT-1's explosive suicide
Killed by Bure-O-CRT-3 after signing his own termination voucher
Killed by Tur-R-DDD-4 because of using treasonous old reckoning words
Killed by detonating a mine when nearly dead, also immolating Adeh-R-REH-5
Killed by Cha-R-ONN-2's flamer who was actually aiming for Trist-R-AHN-6
Killed by extreme poisoning from the cargo they were supposed to transport
Noteworthy actions:
 ++ Trusted by two fellow troubleshooters
 ++ Completed secret society mission
  + Suicidally brave action
 -- Considered a possible traitor by fellow troubleshooters
  - Didn't recognize The Computer as his friend
  - Failed to fill out Mission Report Form n38n38n38.7 properly
  - Nominates self for promotion
  - Responsible for loss of PLC equipment
 -- Responsible for loss of R&D equipment
  - Whining for a higher rank even before mission was complete
Competence level: Awful (-4)
Future treatment: Already dead, so who cares?

--- Lowdown-R-ATT-5 ---------------------------------------------------------- 
Killed himself explosively after being unmasked as a traitor
Killed by a self-destructing note from the Illuminati
Killed by the trash reduction slicer
Killed by extreme poisoning from the cargo they were supposed to transport
Noteworthy actions:
  + Completed secret society mission
  + Eliminating all non-satisfactory troubleshooters
  + Observant citizen, doesn't trust people at first sight
  + Recognizes The Computer as his friend
  0 Aggresiveness bonus for killing most teammates
 -- Considered a possible traitor by two fellow troubleshooter
  - Nominates self for promotion
Competence level: Fair (+1)
Future treatment: Credit bonus; three-day holiday

--- Tur-R-DDD-X --------------------------------------------------------------
Killed by Cafe-G-UYY-3 for attempting to use forged money
Killed by Lowdown-R-ATT-2 for forging a termination voucher for Lowdown
Killed by Lowdown-R-ATT-2 for being an aide of the traitor Botman
Killed by donning an anti-mutant helmet while being a mutant himself
Killed by the trash reduction slicer
Killed by shooting the poisonous RCK globes, thus destroying the entire team
Noteworthy actions:
  + Recognizes The Computer as his friend
--- Considered a possible traitor by fellow troubleshooters
  - Destroying computer property they were supposed to transport
  - Did not complete secret society mission
  - Failed to fill out Mission Report Form n38n38n38.7 properly
  - Nominates self for promotion
  - Whining for a higher rank even before mission was complete
Competence level: Terrible (-7)
Future treatment: Already dead, so who cares?

--- Wondd-O-FUL-X ------------------------------------------------------------
Killed twice on previous missions
Killed by Cafe-G-UYY-3 for attempting to use forged money
Killed by activating faulty R&D magno skates
Killed by a rebounding mercury flash grenade
Killed by the trash reduction slicer
Noteworthy actions:
 ++ Completed secret society mission
  - Considered a possible traitor by fellow troubleshooter
  - Didn't recognize The Computer as his friend
  - Failed to fill out Mission Report Form n38n38n38.7 properly
  - Responsible for failure of mission
  - Whining for a higher rank even before mission was complete
Competence level: Bad (-3)
Future treatment: Already dead, so who cares?

--- Cha-R-ONN-3 --------------------------------------------------------------
Killed by Trist-R-AHN-5
Killed by Yili-R-RHH-5 and Adeh-R-REH-6
Noteworthy actions:
  + Returning alive for the mission report
  + Volunteering to join the rescue mission against Botman
Competence level: Fair (+2)
Future treatment: Permanently joins the troubleshooter forces