Archmage - Cows

	    (__)             (__)             (__)             (__)
	    (oo)             (oo)             (oo)             (oo)
     /-------\/-*     /-------\/       /-------\/   ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    / |     || \     )*)(\/* /  *     / |     ||
   *  ||----||  *   \ |||/)|/()(    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
   \/|(/)(/\/(,,/   \)|(/\/|)(/\
     Cow munching   Grass munching   Cow in water       Cow in trouble
       on grass         on cow


	     (__)
	     (oo)                       U
      /-------\/                    /---V
     / |     ||                    * |--|                       .
    *  ||----||
       ^^    ^^
   Cow at 1 meter.         Cow at 100 meters.        Cow at 10,000 meters.

	    (__)                     )__(                vv    vv
	    (oo)                     (oo)                ||----||  *
     /-------\/               *-------\/                 ||     | /
    / |     ||               / |     ||                 /\-------/
   *  ||----||              /  ||----||                (oo)
      ^^    ^^                 vv    vv                (~~)

   American Cow              Polish Cow            Australian Cow

	    (__)                     (__)                     (__)
	    (oo)                ____ (oo)                _---_(oo)
     /-------\/               /-    --\/               /-     -\/
    / |     ||               / |     ||               /|      ||
   *  ||----||              *  ||___-||              *  ||___-||
      ^^    ^^                 ^^    ^^                 ^^    ^^

   Freshman Cow at          Freshman Cow             Freshman Cow
   start of school     After the "Freshman 15"    After the "Freshman 20"

	    (__)                     (__)                     (__)
	    (OO)                     (@@)                     (xx)
     /-------\/               /-------\/               /-------\/
    / |     ||               / |     ||               / |     ||
   *  ||----||              *  ||----||              *  ||----||
      ^^    ^^                 ^^    ^^                 ^^    ^^

   Cow who drank Jolt       Cow who ate              Cow who used Jolt to wash
			 psychadelic mushrooms      down psychadelic mushrooms

					    /\                  __
					   /  \                 ||
		(__)                 (__)  \  /               (_||_)
		SooS                 (oo)   \/                 (oo)
	 /------S\/S          /-------\/    /S          /-------\/
	/ |     ||           / |     ||    /  S        / |     ||
       *  ||----||          *  ||----||___/    S      *  ||----||
	  ^^    ^^             ^^    ^^                  ^^    ^^
       This cow belonged     Ben Franklin owned       Abe Lincoln's
     To George Washington       this cow                   cow

						    (__)
	    *        (__)                           (oo)
	     \       (oo)                     /------\/
	      \-------\/                     /|  |/  |
	       | ==$ ||                     / |  [) ||
	       ||----||                    *  ||----||
	       ^^    ^^                       ^^    ^^
	Old "One Arm" belonged           This cow was given to
	  to Caesar's Palace           Hugh Hefner for his Birthday

		     (___)               (__)      (__)
		     ( O )               (oo)      (oo)
	      /-------\ /                 \/--------\/
	     / |     ||V                   |        |
	    *  ||----||                    ||------||
	       ^^    ^^                    ^^      ^^
     The cyclops that Jason and         This cow lived with
   the Argonauts met had this cow          Dr. Doolittle

		(__)                   (__)
		[##]                   (@o)
	 /-------\/             /-------\/              /-------  (__)
	/ |     ||             / |     ||              / |     || (oo)
       *  ||----||            *  ||----||             *  ||----|---\/
	  ^^    ^^               ^^    ^^                ^^    ^
    This cow belonged      This cow lived with      This cow belonged to
     to Flash Gordon       the Little Rascals       the Headless Horseman

		   (____)               (____)                         (____)
		   (oo  )               (o  o)                         ( O O)
	/-----------\  /          /-----\    /----          /-----------\  /
       / ||       |  \/          / |   |  \/   |           / ||       |  \/
      /  ||       ||||           \ |  |      | | |        /  ||       ||||
>        *   ||||-----||||            *| | |-----| | |       *   ||||-----||||
	 /\/\     /\/\             /\ /\     /\ /\           ^^^^     ^^^^
    This cow belonged         This was Salvatore      No one was sure whether
    to Pablo Picasso        Dali's favorite cow    M.C. Escher's cow had four
							    legs or eight

		  O__O                             \_|_/
		  (oo)                             (oo)
	   /-------\/                       /-------\/
	  / |     ||                       / |     ||
	 *  ||----||                      *  ||----||
	    ^^    ^^                         ^^    ^^
       Cow at Disneyland         Cow visiting the Statue of Liberty

			   (__)                        (__)
		   ^^      (oo)                        (--)
	       ^^^^ /-------\/                        /-\/-\
	    ^^^^^  / |     ||                        /|    |\
	  ^^^^^   *  ||----||                       ^ |    | ^
       ^^^^^^^^  ====^^====^^====                     |    |
   ^^^^^^^^^^^^^/                                     /----\
   ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^                                /    \ \
   ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^               ^      * ^
	Cow Hanging Ten at Malibu           Cow sunning at Fort Lauderdale
						(What a bod, huh guys?)

		  )\               (__)
		 /  \              (oo)
	   ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
	      Cow swimming at Amityville
   (Where Jaws was filmed, for those less educated)

	   *                                                 (__)
	    \                                                (DD)
	     \                                        /-------\/
	     |\                                      / |     ||_\_/
	   \ | \ (__)                               *  ||----|
	   \\|| \(oo)                                  ^^    ^
	    \||\ \\/                         Cow chugging brews and staring at
	     ^^ \||                            sunbathers at Fort Lauderdale
	      \\ ||
	       \\||
		\||
		 ^^                                 / / / / / / / / / / /
		  \\_                              / / / / / / / / / / / /
		   \_                              / / / / / _______   / /
    Cow skiing a Black Diamond at Aspen            / / /    /   |   \  / /
						   / / /    (__)|      / /
						   / / /    (oo)|      / /
      ( @@@ )                                        /-------\/ |
       ( @@ )            (------------)             / |     ||^_|
	  @@  (__)       (  *>COUGH<* )            *  ||----|
	   @@ (oo) . . . (  *>COUGH<* )               ^^    ^
	/--UU--\/        (____________)
       / |    ||                          Cow sheltering from English Weather
      *  ||---||

      (New) Jersey Cow
			  O O                 O O
			   \ \               / /
			    \ \          (__) /
	     (__)            \ \         (xx)/
	     (DD)             \ +--------+\//
      /-------\/               \|        | /
     / |     ||                 +--------+
    *  ||----||
       ^^    ^^
   Cow fantasizing about "Riding the Mechanical Bull"
	       at Gillies in Texas

	    o  o
	    |__|               (__)             (__)
	    (oo)               (oo)            =(oo)=         oo
     /-------\/         /-------vv       /-------\/
    / |     ||         / |     ||       / |     ||
   *  ||----||        *  ||----||      *  ||----||
      ~~    ~~           ~~    ~~         ~~    ~~
   bill bixby          bela lugosi      boris karloff  claude rains
   Male relative cow   cow              cow            cow

			  x
		      xxxx|xxxx
		   xxxxxxx|xxxxxxx
			  |
			 //
		   (__) //                        (__)   (__)
		   (oo)//                         (oo)===(oo)
	    /-------\//                    /-------\/     \/-------\
	   / |     |//                    / |     ||       ||     | \
	  *  ||----|                     *  ||----||       ||----||  *
	     ^^    ^^                       ^^    ^^       ^^    ^^
	Julie Andrews Cow                         Siamese cows

			       o        o             (__)    ^
				\      /              (oo)   /
				 \    /           _____\/___/
		(__)              \__/           /  /\ / /
		(oo)       _______(oo)          ^  /  * /
       /---------\/       /|  ___  \/             / ___/
      / | x=a(b)||       / | {   }||         *----/\
     *  ||------||      *  ||{___}||             /  \
	^^      ^^         ||-----||            /   /
			   ^^     ^^           ^    ^

       Mathematical        Television      This cow does Disco
	   Cow                 Cow        (That's what comes of
      (developer of        (Cow-thode      snorting cow-caine)
	cow-culus)          Ray Tube)

	       o
	       | [---]
	       |   |
	       |   |                              |------========|
	  /----|---|\                             | **** |=======|
	 /___/___\___\                         o  | **** |=======|
	 |            |                     ___|  |==============|
	 |           |                ___  {(__)} |==============|
	 \-----------/             [](   )={(oo)} |==============|
	  \  \   /  /             /---===--{ \/ } |
       -----------------         / | NASA  |====  |
       |               |        *  ||------||-----^
       -----------------           ||      |      |
	 /    /  \   \             ^^      ^      |
	/     ----    \
	 ^^         ^^           This cow jumped over the Moon

		   (__)
		  ([][])            "I have this recurring dream
		  __\/_--U              about golden arches."..  (__)
		 /\    \__                                 ^  :..("")
		/\\\  /  /                         //\  ____\_____\/ //
	       /----^/__/\ /\                     // \\/     \___ / //
		   \\\____/--\--                 // /-/__________/ //
		    /======   \/            =======/==============//
		 *_/ /    \   /^              //  /              \\
		    /      \ ^               //                   \\

			Psycowlogist and patient

						  (___)
	     \^^^^^^^^\   (__)                    (o o)
	      \^^^^^^^^\\ (oo)                     \ /
	   *-----\_______\/\/                    \--O--/
	 ^_______/   ---  \______^              // -----\
	^--------\   \S/  /\_____^              \\/_^{} /==V===[]
		  \______/                        \_____\\//
						   \__/
      It's a bird...                               //\\         The Boss
       It's a plane...                             //  \\   (Bruce Holstien)
						   //   //
						   ^^    ^^
					     ==================
    _____________________________            H                H
    |             |-------------|            H     (__)       H
    |             |   ________  |            H     (oo)       H       __
    |   COWNTY    |  | (|__|) | |            H    / \/ \      H     /    \
    |    JAIL     |  |  |oo|  | |            H   | |  | |     H    | STOP |
    |             |  |__|\/|__| |            H   D===b=-----  H     \ __ /
    |             | o           |            H^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^H       ||
    |             | ^           |            H                H       ||
    |             | ]           |            H                H       ||
    |             |             |            H                H       ||
    |_____________|_____________|            H                H       ||
					     ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^     ^^^^^^^
    Some cows get in trouble...                 Cattle Guard

	(  (    )
      ( (     )   )
      ( (         )
     (           / )
    ( ( \\       )
	( |  // )
	  |   |    (__)
	  |   |    (oo)                   (__)
	  |   | ----\/              ______(oo)_____
	  |   |    ||              ( _)_______(__) )
       ``'---------^^
	   cow Hide                     Cow Pie

		      \  |  /         ___________
       ____________  \ \_# /         |  ___      |       _________
      |            |  \  #/          | |   |     |      | = = = = |
      | |   |   |  |   \\#           | |`v'|     |      |         |
      |            |    \#  //       |  --- ___  |      | |  || | |
      | |   |   |  |     #_//        |     |   | |      |         |
      |            |  \\ #_/_______  |     |   | |      | |  || | |
      | |   |   |  |   \\# /_____/ \ |      ---  |      |         |
      |            |    \# |+ ++|  | |  |^^^^^^| |      | |  || | |
      |            |    \# |+ ++|  | |  |^^^^^^| |      | |  || | |
   ^^^|    (^^^^^) |^^^^^#^| H  |_ |^|  | |||| | |^^^^^^|         |
      |    ( ||| ) |     # ^^^^^^    |  | |||| | |      | ||||||| |
      ^^^^^^^^^^^^^________/  /_____ |  | |||| | |      | ||||||| |
	   `v'-                      ^^^^^^^^^^^^^      | ||||||| |
	    || |`.      (__)    (__)                          ( )
			(oo)    (oo)                       /---V
		 /-------\/      \/ --------\             * |  |
		/ |     ||        ||_______| \
	       *  ||W---||        ||      ||  *
		  ^^    ^^        ^^      ^^
			   "Cow Town"
		 \ (__)                       (__)
		 \\(oo)                       (\/)
	    /-----\\\/                 /-------\/
	   / |    (##)                / |     ||
	  *  ||----||"               *  ||----||
	     ^^    ^^                   ~~    ~~
      This cow plays bagpipes.

	    (__)                     (__)                     (__)
	    (\/)                     ($$)                     (**)
     /-------\/               /-------\/               /-------\/
    / | 666 ||               / |=====||               / |     ||
   *  ||----||              *  ||----||              *  ||----||
      ^^    ^^                 ^^    ^^                 ^^    ^^

   Satanic cow           This cow is a Yuppie         Cow in love

	    (__)                                              (__)
	    (oo)                                              (oo)
     /-'''''-\/                            /-------------------\/
    / |'''''||                            / |                 ||
   *  ||''''||                           *  ||----------------||
      ^^    ^^                              ^^                ^^
    Cow in Argyle                                Stretch Cow
			   *
			 **   **
		    * **  * * *  **
		   *   /  /   \ *  *
		\  \ /  \        / /                         (__)
	     *  /  / \  \  (__)  \ \                /--------(00)
	       /           (00)  / /               / |      |(  )
	       \    /-------\/   \ \              *  ||---- ||()
	       /   / |     ||    / /                 ||     ||
	     \ \  *  ||----||    \ \                 ^^     ^^
	    /  /     ^^    ^^    / /            Cow Chewing Marbles
		    Cow in Heat

	    (__)                 \__\                 (__)
	    (oo)             o   (oo)                 (oo)
     /-------\/           ____\___\/          *+-------\/
    / |     ||           / |     ||           ||______||
   *  ||----||          *  ||----||             ||----||
      OO    OO             OO    OO             OO    OO
   Detroit cow          Mustang cow            pickup cow

		    (__)              (__)              \_||_~
		    (oo)              (oo)              (*||*)
     /---------------\/           /----\/        /-------\||/
    / |             ||           /    ||        / |     ||
   *  ||------------||        *-||----||       *  ||----||
      OO            OO          OO    OO          OO    }{
	 li-moo-cow          fastback cow      teenager's cow

	    ____
	   (____)
				  .xxxx.
	    (__)                  '(oo)`
	    (oo)            /-----'-\/ `
     /-------\/            / |    |============>
    / |     ||            *  ||----| (~)
   *  ||----||               ~~    ~
      ~~    ~~             Moo-ammar Cowdafi
      holy cow            armed and dangerous

	    (___)             (___)
	    (o o)             (o o)
     /-------\ /       /-------\ /
    / |     ||O       / |  O~ ||O
   *  ||,---||       *  ||,---||
      ^^    ^^          ^^    ^^
       A Bull       A-bomb-in-a-bull     No-bull

	      (---)
	      (   )
	     /-----\                          (___)
	     |     |                          (o o)
	     |  |  |                   (-----) \ /
	     |  |  |                  /  / \    O
	     |  *  |                 *  | O |
	     ^^   ^^                    -----
	     Coward                  Phone Bull
		     __________________________
	    }__{    / Send YOUR cow pictures to \
	    (00)   (                             )
     :****** \/ ==='\___________________________/'
    : #     ##
      ##****##
      ""    ""
    |    |                              |    |           *
    |    |            (__)              |    |            \       (__)
    |    |            (oo)              |    |             \      (oo)
    |    |     /-------\/               |    |          -----------\/--
    |    |    / |     ||                |    |          ----|      |---
    |    |   *  ||----||                |    |              --------
    |    \______^^____^^___             |    \_________________
    |     _________________             |     _________________
    |    /                              |    /
    |    |                              |    |
    |    |                              |    |
    |    |                              |    |
    |    |                              |    |
    |    |                              |    |
    |    |                              |    |
    |    |                              |    |
   /      \                            /      \

   Cow perched on a tree.              Cow attempting to fly off tree.

    |    |
    |    |
    |    |
    |    |
    |    |
    |    \_________________
    |     _________________
    |    /
    |    |
    |    |
    |    |
    |    |
    |    |
    |    |                                (__)
    |    |                      *---------(..)
   /      \                        ^^----^^\/

   Cow that has failed miserably in the attempt.

     .            /\         .       .        :                (__)
	   .     /  \      .          .       :                (xx)
		/    \   .        .    *      :         __------\/
	       /      \              *        :        * ||____||
	       | (__) |   .    .   **         :         / |    |\
	.     /| (oo) |\           **         :
	     / | /\/\ | \   .     . *         :         Hamburger
	 .  /  |=|==|=|  \     .      *       :
	. /    | |  | |    \  .               :
	 / USA | ^||^ |NASA \     .           :       *        (__)
	|______|  ^^  |______|       .        :        \       (oo)
       .       (__||__)     .   .             :         \-------\/
	  .    /_\  /_\  .     .    .         :        8-|     ||
	       !!!  !!!                       :          ||----||
					      :          ^^    ^^
     The cow that jumped over the moon.       :         Flying Cow

			     ...---...
			  ../  / | \  \..
			./ /  /  |  \  \ \.
		       /  /   /  |  \   \  \
		      /  /   /   |   \   \  \
		      ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
		      \          |          /
		       \         |         /
			\        |        /
			 \       |       /
			  \      |      /
			   \     |     /
			    \    |    /
			     \   |   /
			      \  |  /
			       \ | /(__)
				\|/ (oo)
			     /---++--\/
			    / |  || ||
			   *  ||-++-||
			      ^^    ^^
		  Cow surviving attack by Red Baron

		 ..---..                             (__)
		/       \                            (oo)
		|  RIP  |                     /-------\/
		|       |                    / |     ||
		|       |                   *  ||----||
		|       |                      ^^    ^^
   \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\/////////////////

	       Elvis's Cow...      ...Or is it alive and living in tax exile???

			(__)
			(oo)
	   /---+      +--\/
	  / |  |      | ||
	 *  ||-+      +-||
	    ^^          ^^                             *

      David Copperfield's Cow               David Copperfield's other Cow

				       (__)
				       (oo)
				/-------\/
			       / |     ||
			      *  ||----||
				 ^^    ^^
				(__)  (__)
				(oo)  (oo)
			 /-------\/    \/-------\
			/ |     || -^^- ||     | \
		       *  ||----   -^^-       ||  *
			  ^^                  ^^
			 (__)                (__)
			 (oo)                (oo)
		  /-------\/                  \/-------\
		 / |     ||                    ||     | \
		*  ||----||                    ||----||  *
		   ^^    ^^                    ^^    ^^
		    Barnum's Troupe of performing cows

		       (__)                       _--------_
		       (oo)                      |__________|   BIG
		/-------\/                        XXXXXXXXXX    MAC
	       / | 007 ||                         __________
	      *  ||----||                        |_        _|
		 ^^    ^^                          --------
	  Cow licenced to kill      Enemy Cow after having met previous cow

							(__)
							(oo)
						       /'^^^-m
	       (__)                                   / '' ` )
	       (oo)    o     /| /|/|_                |      /|
	      / \/    /    /      _ /                |  |  | |
	     /  _\===^   ___\_____/___               |_____|_|
	 ___|__/ |/\    (___________(_)               //|| ||
	*        ^ ^                                 *  ww ww

	       Mrs. O'Leary's Cow                 Cow'nt Dracula

    ____             ____                                |+++++|
   |++++|    ___    |++++|                       ____    |+++++|
   |++++|   |++ ______________________          |++++|   |+++++|
   |++++|   |++/      /( )\           \         |++++|   |+++++|   __
   |    |   |+|      |-oo- |           \______  |++++|   |+++++|  |++|
  -----(__)--|       \__\/           _(__)_  \ --------------------------------
   o   ( oo /_______________________| (oo)  \ |         __
   |  _/\_| |  M O O - B U S T E R S|__\/\ /| |        /oo| - Bleaurgh!
   |-|  \\____                         ------  )_    /|  /\
    -|_  \_|-_|^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ 0     _|  *  \/  *
       \  |  __________________________________/
       |  W|  \ \_/ /----------------- \ \_/ /
       / /\ \  \___/                    \___/
      / /  \ \
      ^^^   ^^^                                      Who you gonna call...?

	(__)                   (__)                    (__)       (----------)
	(00)                   (-o)                    (--) . . . ( *>YAWN<* )
  /------\/              /------\/               /------\/        (----------)
 /|     ||              /|     ||               /|     ||
>   * ||----||             * ||----||              * ||----||

Cow w/ Glasses    Flirtatious cow (winking)   Cow after pulling an all-nighter


   *        (__)              (__)               (__)               (__)
    \       (oo)              (oo)               (oo)               (oo)
     \-------\/        /-------\/         /-------\/         /-------\/
     /|      |\       / /      \         / \      /         / \      \
    //||----||\\     * //------\\       *   \\--//         *   \\----\\
    ^ ^^    ^^ ^       ^        ^            ^  ^               ^     ^
   Cow walking         Cow jogging         Same cow        Cow breaking

	     (__)
	     (oo)                       (__) o       *     (__)
	      \/                        (oo)/ "      |     (oo)
	  ____| \____            /-------\/(__ o=o=o=|------\/
	  ---/   --**           / |       /          |      |
       *____/    |___//        *  ||----||           ||----||
	   //--------/            ^^    ^^           ^^    ^^
	  //__                      Cow
	  Cow marching            standing

     Side      Front   Side   back             (___)  Where are all the bulls!

      (__)      (__)    (__)   (__)                (O O)/
      ( oo      (oo)    oo )   (  )            ^  _/\ /\_  ^
      /\_|      /\/\    |_/\   /  \            \\/   O   \//

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